Q: How do I turn my Etch-a-Sktech off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for "undo"?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a new document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and the foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for re-booting my Etch-a-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-a-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-a-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.